A very sad man named Noah Revoy once said, "Women need the boundaries of the Patriarchy and a mission in life which is usually a husband, children and home. Absent such structure they malfunction and destroy civilizations." As a childless woman myself, I am just tickled to know I'm so damn powerful. Join me in announcing to the world that you too are malfunctioning and destroying civilization!

When you order a shirt, I go hunting for the right size and color, buy it, then print it for you. It may be up to two weeks between when an order is placed, and when it's shipped to you (if you need a shirt *right away* please fill out the contact form, and we'll see if we can work something out). 

All sizes are unisex by default. If you want a specifically female-styled shirt, or a v-neck, or a particular color, please put that info in the Product Customization box.