"It's only soup! Soup for my family!" This is what our Toddler in Chief would like us to believe "Anarchist" protesters were saying to police during protests, while flinging the soup cans at those same police as soon as they looked away.

When you order a shirt, I go hunting for the right size and color, buy it, then print it for you. It may be up to two weeks between when an order is placed, and when it's shipped to you (if you need a shirt *right away* please fill out the contact form, and we'll see if we can work something out). 

Most people want their soup shirt in black, but the print also looks great on white, gray, and yellow. All sizes are unisex by default. If you want a specifically female-styled shirt, or a v-neck, or another special style request, please also include that info in the color text box.